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We may not think too much of them, but if you step back, you realize that a shower is the epicenter of life. I know that statement seems a little too over dramatic at first glance, but let me state my argument:
In 2012, when 100 adult Americans were surveyed about what they did in the shower, over 80% said that they did some kind of critical thinking during their time under the artificial waterfall (which is basically all a shower is). But, what you probably didn't know is that over 100% of that statistic was made up by me to prove a point. I know I shouldn't have lied, but people always fall for stupid statistics like that.
It may just be me, but most things I think about are when I'm just standing in the shower! Although it might sound crazy, most of my ideas come from the tap water pouring over me. Like I said, it might just be me, but the world just stops as I consume those thoughts of life, death, and the amount of food I am going to devour after I'm done. But, I guess the source of the shower's wisdom is just another unraveled mystery...(BUM BUM BUUUUUMMMM)
In 2012, when 100 adult Americans were surveyed about what they did in the shower, over 80% said that they did some kind of critical thinking during their time under the artificial waterfall (which is basically all a shower is). But, what you probably didn't know is that over 100% of that statistic was made up by me to prove a point. I know I shouldn't have lied, but people always fall for stupid statistics like that.
It may just be me, but most things I think about are when I'm just standing in the shower! Although it might sound crazy, most of my ideas come from the tap water pouring over me. Like I said, it might just be me, but the world just stops as I consume those thoughts of life, death, and the amount of food I am going to devour after I'm done. But, I guess the source of the shower's wisdom is just another unraveled mystery...(BUM BUM BUUUUUMMMM)
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